Friends,if you’re like me, you’ve been saying for many days now, “Enough is enough! I have rights! A 239-pound (not obese), 6-foot-4, golden-haired,stable genius said so!
“I simply must get out and go bowling, get a massage and a tattoo. Maybea body piercing while I’m at it.
“Not to mention get my hair cut and styled so I can impress myself in the mirror.
“Also,” as I’ve been saying, “since our Texas governor has given gun stores the ‘essential location’ designation, I’d better go look for a weapon that would stop any toilet paper marauders in their tracks.”
“I’m also looking for a T-shirt that says, “Don’t let anyone else IN;just let me OUT!” (Get it? I’m so funny sometimes!)
If I’m not back by November, just vote absentee for me. You know.Straight ticket ... “Elephants rule, donkeys drool.” “Remember Ben Gazzi.” (Did I spell his name right?)
